The worst homework you ever did was the homework between The Simpsons and going to sleep
Sorry, watching Howard The Duck at 3 am is decidedly NOT “wasting your life”
The handlebar-mustache-on-a-stick industry was really hurting in 2008, till some genius created wedding photo booths
It’s crazy that this deep into the 21st century there isn’t a train that can take me from Boston to Philly in 2 hours, or to New York in an hour.
I remember when “trigger warnings” were just called “discretion advised” and nobody thought it was the fall of Western civilization
I got the latest “flagship” Mario game, Mario Odyssey. It’s a 3D game, which I don’t like as much as the 2D Mario games. (What convinced me to get a Wii back in the day is that they had made a whole new 2D Mario game for it.) I thought it might have just been nostalgia, but they play so differently. 3D Mario games are about exploration and collecting things — you can just wander aimlessly around without being in danger in many places. But 2D Mario is about precision, timing, and speed. It’s such a vastly different play style that it almost feels wrong to call these new games Mario games.
Schiller’s Razor: “Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by courage.”
Tucker Carlson trading R Stevie Moore cassettes on Discogs
Tucker Carlson mouthing the words to “House Arrest” under a big pair of Beats headphones during commercial breaks
How the hell do you pronounce bongino anyway
I don’t get why Donald Trump doesn’t just run 11ty on a Linode instance
Boy I wish all these substacks were just blogs
Remembering this morning that I love email so much more than #Slack.
The least credible part of Home Alone is that Kevin continues to dress himself in adorable and festive but no doubt tight and itchy clothing
There is no way Snoopy won that Neighborhood Christmas Lights and Display Contest
Shouldn’t it be “Bene Kalikimaka”
Bad books are the worst of all media. Far, far worse than bad TV.
“Sorry, we don’t have Pfizer; is Moderna ok?”